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Showing posts with label bill gates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bill gates. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
BILL GATES BECAME HIS DEVOTED DISCIPLE, AND HE HAS LED A SIMPLE LIFE ALL THROUGH, BUT HE IS A BEACON OF LIGHT FOR THE MILLIONS OF HELPLESS PEOPLE
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year.
7. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEOs only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
8. He does not socialise with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.
9. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only five years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with him. So, he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became his devotee.
10. He does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.
WHO DO YOU THINK HE COULD BE?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER
HE IS:
Warren Buffet,
the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity
WARREN BUFFET'S ADVICE TO THE YOUNG GENERATION
"Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself"
HE HAS SIX POINTERS FOR THE YOUNG TO PONDER OVER
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year.
7. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEOs only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
8. He does not socialise with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.
9. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only five years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with him. So, he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became his devotee.
10. He does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.
WHO DO YOU THINK HE COULD BE?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWER
HE IS:
Warren Buffet,
the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity
WARREN BUFFET'S ADVICE TO THE YOUNG GENERATION
"Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself"
HE HAS SIX POINTERS FOR THE YOUNG TO PONDER OVER
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."
AZIZ PREM FINDS A PLACE AMONG THE TOP 30 ENTREPRENEURS IN THE WORLD FOR PUTTING WIPRO ON THE GLOBAL MAP
India's IT Mogul Azim Premji and Bangladesh's micro-credit leader and Nobel Prize winner Mohammad Yusuf are among the all time top 30 entrepreneurs identified by leading business magazine Business Week.
The modern heroes find themselves in the illustrious company of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Henry Ford, Benjamin Franklin, John D Rockefeller, Thomas Edison and Michael Dell.
The 30 selected include a Ming dynasty explorer Zheng He who lived 15th century to fast food titans to contemporary computer whizzes. Among them are Mayer Amschel Rothschild, John Jacob Astor, Milton Hershey, W K Kellogg, Joseph Horn and Frank Hardart Ray Kroc, Madam C J Walker, Estie Lauder, Ernest Gallo, Thomas Watson Sr, Thomas Watson Jr, Sam Walton Earl Graves Andy Grove, Ralph Lauren, Martha Stewart, Richard Branson, Oprah Winfrey, Jeff Bezos and and Pierre Omidyar.
The write up about Premji speaks of his business acumen which enabled him to turn the struggling business he inherited from his father at the age of 21 into a leading IT company in India and growing player in the global market. "He put a premium on quality and standards to build a reputation for Wipro that would reassure western companies hesitant to move services overseas, a move that helped him land clients like General Electric. Premji is also a hands-on manager involved in day-to-day operations, even making sales calls himself," it says.
Premji built, the magazine notes, became a leading IT company as the industry was growing and he expanded into the global market by adhering to rigorous standards.
The modern heroes find themselves in the illustrious company of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Henry Ford, Benjamin Franklin, John D Rockefeller, Thomas Edison and Michael Dell.
The 30 selected include a Ming dynasty explorer Zheng He who lived 15th century to fast food titans to contemporary computer whizzes. Among them are Mayer Amschel Rothschild, John Jacob Astor, Milton Hershey, W K Kellogg, Joseph Horn and Frank Hardart Ray Kroc, Madam C J Walker, Estie Lauder, Ernest Gallo, Thomas Watson Sr, Thomas Watson Jr, Sam Walton Earl Graves Andy Grove, Ralph Lauren, Martha Stewart, Richard Branson, Oprah Winfrey, Jeff Bezos and and Pierre Omidyar.
The write up about Premji speaks of his business acumen which enabled him to turn the struggling business he inherited from his father at the age of 21 into a leading IT company in India and growing player in the global market. "He put a premium on quality and standards to build a reputation for Wipro that would reassure western companies hesitant to move services overseas, a move that helped him land clients like General Electric. Premji is also a hands-on manager involved in day-to-day operations, even making sales calls himself," it says.
Premji built, the magazine notes, became a leading IT company as the industry was growing and he expanded into the global market by adhering to rigorous standards.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
SUNDAY BRUNCH FOR THE SOFTWARE PROFESSIONAL'S SOUL: A SPECIAL DISCOURSE ON RAMAYANA BY BILL GATES
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTES a great sacrifice PROGRAM, after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs -- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. When RAM was only 16MB, he marries princess C ta.
Twelve years pass and DOS-rat decides to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, takes this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid and insists that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHES like unstable version of AI MSN does in intel. RAM agrees to LOG INTO forest and C ta insists to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolves on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM, she proposes that he should marry her. RAM, politely declines, perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE.
She hastenes to kill her, but LSI-man cut her inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha flees to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR s plight, approaches his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMES himself to form a golden stag and draws RAM deep into the forest. Finally, RAM shoots the deer, which, with his last breath, cries out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urges LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKS C ta from her LIBRARY and changes her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urges LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKS C ta from her LIBRARY and changes her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
———————————INTERVAL———————————————
RAM and LSI-man start SEARCHING for the missing C ta all over the forest. They make friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR Akshat sorry… SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN, who agrees to help RAM. SU-greev orders his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful SEARCH techniques learnt in CS130 to FIND the missing C ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCH all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many try to EXCITE the birds and animals, not to forget the WEBCRAWLERS (Insects) and also try to INFOSEEK something about C ta. Some of them even shout YAA-HOO, but they all end up with NO FOUND MESSAGES; Google, Lycos nothing was left untouched. The only thing they forgot was to mail iitcse01 and get PTI s help.
Ha-NEUMAN then devises a RISCy TECHNOLOGY and uses it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADS himself into LAN-ka. Ha-NEUMAN finds C ta under a brown - green (as Brahma will call it) TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN uses the LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to C ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, C ta asks him to send STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM.
Meanwhile, all raakshasa BUGS around C ta captur Ha-NEUMAN to DELETE him using everything including Ctrl-Alt-Del. But Ha-NEUMAN spreads chaos by spreading VIRUS Fire. Ha-NEUMAN presses ESCAPE from LAN-kaand and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decides to take RAM head-on. One of the RAW-wan's SUN almost DELETES LSI-man with a Brahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorts to some ACTIVE-Xgradients and REFORMATTES LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wipes out RAW-wan's presence on earth.
But Ha-NEUMAN resorts to some ACTIVE-Xgradients and REFORMATTES LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and wipes out RAW-wan's presence on earth.
Later, RAM gets INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreads his USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS, and everyone lives happily ever after, playing and enjoying AOE.
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