HERE COMES THE MALLU WITH KOKANET OIL, BENANA CHIBBS AND BROGUN BONES!!!

* What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
INGUM DAX

* Where did the Malayali study?
IN THE K0-LIAGE

* Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
HE IS VERY BISSI

* Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
TO THE THUUBAI, ZIMBLY TO MEET HIS UNGLE IN GELFF

* Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
TO YEARN MENEY

* What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
HE ZIMBLY JEMBD OUT OF THE VINDOW

* How does a Malayali spell moon?
YEM, WOH, YET ANOTHER WOH, AND YEN

* What is Malayali management graduate called?
YEM BEE YAE

* What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
HE CHANGES HIS NAME FROM KARUNAKARAN TO KEVIN CURREN

* What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
AN OTO

* Where does he pray?
IN A TEMBLE, CHARCH AND A MAASK

* Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A MALAYA-LEE, OF COARSE

* Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
KERALA

* Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
BECAUSE 86 PER CENT OF THE SHIFT TIME IS SPENT ON LIFTING, FOLIDNG AND RE-TYING THE LUNGI

* Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

* What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
"FREM TEA SHOPS TO KOLL CENDERS, WE ARE YEVERY WHERE"

* Why aren't Malayalis included in hockey and football teams?
COZ WHENEVER THEY GET A CORNER, THEY SET UP A TEA SHOP

* Now, pass it on to 5 Malayalis to get a free sample of KOKANET OIL

* Pass it on 10 Malayalis to get a free pack of BENANA CHIBBS

* Pass it on to 15 Malayalis to get a set of BROGUN BONES....