Tuesday, May 22, 2007

JUST FOR LAUGHS

The scene took place in Hyderabad. The producer of a low-budget film is trying to convince the newly-hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast.
"First of all," he tells him, "We've got Kalyan in the lead."
The director is surprised, "You got Pavan Kalyan?"
"Well, no," the producer responds, "We got Kalyan Mohan, he's a distant cousin who lives in Tirupati, but he's very up and coming. And besides, we've also got Junior."
"You got Junior NTR?" the director asks.
"No, we got Junior Venu Madhav, but he's very talented and has lots of acting experience from years of stage appearances as mimicry artiste." "But," he says enthusiastically, "we've got Aishwarya, and that too in a singing role."
"Aishwarya Rai?" he asks.
"No, Aishwarya, the former heroine," the producer responds. "But she's got a great voice. And we've got Babu."
By this time, the director is not surprised any more, and decides to go in for the least of the popular names.
"You got Mohan Babu?" the director asks.
"Yeah," the producer replies glumly, "we got Mohan Babu."



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