WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? READ ON WHAT THE PHILOSOPHERS, POLITICIANS, AND POPULAR PERSONALITIES HAVE TO SAY

PLATO - For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX - It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY - Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN - This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

CAPTAIN JAMES T KIRK - To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES - Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES - And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

RICHARD M NIXON - The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI - The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

BILL GATES - The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

DARWIN - Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN - Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

GEORGE BUSH - We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

AZHARUDDIN - I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.. I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know?

GEORGE FERNANDES - I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken!

MULAYAM SINGH YADAV - I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned.

ARJUN SINGH - Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

ABDUL KALAM - Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ....

L K ADVANI - see Pakistani hand in this ...

VATAL NAGRAJ - No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.

BAL THACKERAY - Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.

JAYALALITHAA - From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.

AMITACH BACHCHAN - The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure...

M VENKAIAH NAIDU - "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

HARIKISHEN SINGH SURJEET - We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..

MANEKA GANDHI - Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...

SALMAN KHAN - I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ...... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)