INZYSPEAK: INDIA IS ON TOP, BUT WE IS TRY TO BOUNCE ON OUR BACK!!

This is an actual conversation that took place between Rameez Raza and Inzamam-ul-Haq after 3rd ODI between India and Pakistan played in Lahore on 13 February 2006

RAMEEZ RAZA: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?

INZY: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah. Ya the Indian batsman is play very good today. We is try very hard but is not win the game.

RAMEEZ: Any words for Dhoni?

INZY: Ya, Dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. The grass is also thick.. but Dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

RAMEEZ: Another ordinary bowling performance?

INZY: Ya our balls is loose. The bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. Umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball.

RAMEEZ: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?

INZY: Ya the ball is not stick to our hands. We is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

RAMEEZ: Any plans for the next match?

INZY: Ya, India is on top, but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha Allah we is play better.

RAMEEZ: All the best Inzy

INZY: Thank is you