SHOLAY REVISITED, THIS TIME IN THE SOFTWARE INDUSTRY

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O Thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

THAKUR (wild with ragae): "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

KAALIA: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

THAKUR: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on a laptop on another.

KAALIA (laughing out loudly): "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

VEERU (shouts): "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

JAY (hits his keyboard, then says): "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

GABBAR'S DEN...

GABBAR: "Kitne bugs the?"

KAALIA: "Do sarkaar."

GABBAR: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi.

(Snatches an X terminal from Samba).

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

SAMBA: "Chhey sarkaar."

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."

(logout - logout - logout). "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

GABBAR: "To ab documentation kar!