UNIVERSAL LAW OF LOVE:
"Love can neither be created nor destroyed; It can only transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"
FIRST LAW OF LOVE
"A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her; and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him until, or unless, any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy."
SECOND LAW OF LOVE:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."
THIRD LAW OF LOVE
"The force applied by a boy while proposing to a girl is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
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